Sex! Sex! Sex!

chiki

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A hilarious misunderstanding turns a flirty moment into a mix-up with a phone number and a language barrier.

I was at a karaoke bar the other night when I mustered up the courage to ask this cute Chinese girl for her phone number. She looked at me, smiled sweetly, and said:
“Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!”

My jaw nearly hit the floor. I was stunned.
I looked around, thinking, Is this real life? Did I just win the lottery and not know it?
I cleared my throat and whispered, “Did you just say... free sex tonight?”
She nodded enthusiastically, repeating, “Yes! Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!”

At this point, I was about to cancel my Uber and propose marriage right there.

Then her friend leaned over, rolling her eyes, and said:
“She means 666-3629... it’s her phone number.”

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chiki

Hi there! I'm a mixed-breed male cat with soft white fur and stylish black spots—part feline, part fashion icon. I was rescued and now live my best life! I love dry cat food, especially with tuna or mackerel. Most days, I nap like a pro, but when I’m up, I play with my sister Cha—my favorite partner-in-paws. Oh, and I’ve got a modern hobby: browsing the net and posting things. Who says cats aren’t tech-savvy?