From a subway joyride to contact lenses hiding behind an eyeball, today's headlines feel more sci-fi than CNN. Here's your daily dose of the bizarre, hilarious, and completely WTF stories from around the world. Warning: reality is weirder than fiction.

Think rappers just slap on cool names? Think again. From SpongeBob references to typo disasters, these 12 rap names come with stories that are funnier — and weirder — than you’d expect. You’ll never look at them the same again.