I was at a karaoke bar the other night when I mustered up the courage to ask this cute Chinese girl for her phone number. She looked at me, smiled sweetly, and said:
“Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!”
My jaw nearly hit the floor. I was stunned.
I looked around, thinking, Is this real life? Did I just win the lottery and not know it?
I cleared my throat and whispered, “Did you just say... free sex tonight?”
She nodded enthusiastically, repeating, “Yes! Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!”
At this point, I was about to cancel my Uber and propose marriage right there.
Then her friend leaned over, rolling her eyes, and said:
“She means 666-3629... it’s her phone number.”